Sarah Palin’s Alaska…

Yes, I was as surprised as you are that Sarah Palin is still even remotely relevant. Her new show Sarah Palin’s Alaska premiered on Sunday on TLC and I don’t think I have ever wanted someone to fall through a crack in a glacier more (In case you didn’t lose the button in the couch cushion and were to lazy to get up to change the channel, Sarah and her husband went hiking up a mountain that had a bunch of crevices (apparently pronounced: crev-asses) that they could fall in and die from). 

It’s obviously a show aimed at trying to make her seem more “real” and “relatable” in case she runs for El Presidente (don’t judge me on my horrible attempt at Spanish… I know it sounds better in my head). Basically the premise? Sarah acts as our travel guide and shows us all sides of Alaska, but for me it’s not about that at all. It’s about Palin going into potentially dangerous situations and me hoping for said dangerous situations to end her political career… oh wait she might have done that on her own, ZING!

No, but seriously, it’s awful HA! But in her defence it was TLC’s highest rated premiere show ever, with over 4.96 million views. My main question, now that she has thrown herself into the spotlight again, when will she answer the question on everyones mind? “How the hell did you come up with your kid’s names? Trig? Track? I mean really!”

-Mitch

P.S. If you almost died from watching the clip, try watching the actual show it’s 30 times longer! AHHH!